Sit.

I love you. I do.

But what I want, right now, more than anything in this whole entire wide world

is for you to take those wide, wide hips, and that big beautiful butt, and I want you take it, and I want you to sit it right on my face. None of that hovering, no holding yourself up, none of that bullshit. When I say sit, I mean sit. And if you don't, I'm gonna grab that too-small waist and make you sit (and seriously, girl… you hungry? ‘cause I've got something to feed you later…).

And honey, don't you worry about me. I'll figure out the breathing. And, if I don't? Well. Then I will die doing what I love. More than anything. Except for you.

So, come on girl. Fuck the rules. Fuck it all. Take a ride.

I promise, I will make it worth your while. And some.

Mmmkay?

Mmmkay.