Merry Christmas, Beautiful 🎄

I was so happy to see you this morning, babe, even if it was only for a split second. Gosh, you looked so delicious… But I was driving and I surely didn't want to run over your mailbox… I had to use every ounce of willpower that I possess to look where I was meant to, it'd been so long since I've seen you…

The finest thing these eyes have ever, could ever hope to ever see… Lord, you are an astonishing thing of beauty, do you know that? A walking work of art, nature's greatest creation… I don't know how I'm even lucky enough to get to look at you, let alone be loved by you…

sigh

Well, I was a bit sad to see that you had gone by the time I returned home from my errands… I maybe may have let out a string of obscenities that would make Clark Griswold proud. I've been hoping to get one last walk in before… Well. It's just… I have a story to tell, and I think it'd be a wee bit more fun if I got to tell you today, though perhaps a bit more… appropriate… if I told it tomorrow. Either way it works out… well, however it goes is how it will be, right?

Hmm, the day is young yet. I don't know what your plans look like, but for me, I'll be chillin', just me and the kids, until almost when I usually go to bed.

And the story? You may not believe me, but I promise it's entirely true. As for what it's about… well, guess you'll just have to wait and find out! Ain't I a stinker?

Happy Christmas Eve, beautiful. Hope you're having a nice one.

Love ya,
Me