Pet

You know… I didn't really set out to do this, it really wasn't my intent, but…

I've been, uh… practicing my pet names for you on my dog.

Like… if I call you something here, in a letter? Then it's a very good bet that I've called my sweet little furry thing by that same name, at least a few times.

Except “babygirl”. That one is just for you, my babygirl.

But, you know her. She is a sweet little thing, isn't she? Just hope you don't mind.

Yours.

PS — Oh, and yeah… your mom's maiden name? Still definitely in the rotation. Along with English Muffin. Look man, I didn't get it then, I don't get it now, but somehow… it just fits, doesn't it?