Baby…

You know, I wasn't ever planning to compete on the physical level. You know I've always aimed to get to you through that beautiful heart and mind of yours…

So imagine my delight to learn there was one aspect, even there, where I had him beat?

I mean. Not that it's ever been a competition. Really. Ahem.

And, I mean… not that I ever expected colorectal health to be part of my bid for your affection, but… I do plan to be around for you for as long as possible, soooo…

Healthily Yours.

PS — The number wasn't one, by the way. It was zero. But, you know me. I don't like to brag.