Heavy Light
May 9, 2025
Babe… just. You know. In case you wanna get outta this thing early, thought I should share with you an actual thought I had during a concert the other week. Structure and all:
2047: Scientists at CERN discover the existence of so-called heavy light.
2077: After decades of research, the only practical application of heavy light to emerge is lighting effects for concerts and other live events.
2087: Bands start pulling back after a miscalibrated heavy light emitter at a Hoziest show (a tribute band for the early 21st century artist Hozier) causes severe burns, eventually leading to skin cancer, in dozens of attendees. The arcing beam effect just isn’t cool enough to justify the risk.
Also, babe…
I'm an atheist.
I dunno, I suspect you’ve already been told… but it’s something I feared sharing with you, right from the start. But, love… My brand of atheism is open and accepting and understanding of your spirituality… that's never been my fear. I was just never quite sure if your brand of spirituality would be open and accepting and understanding of my lack…
Until recently. Now I'm confident I don't have to worry about it.
Oh, also, I'm like really into buttstuff. I will always respect your boundaries, of course. But. Like. Really.
I like it a lot.
So.
You know.
If you want that exit… it's right over there…
Next to the cancer-causing heavy light emitter.
But if you're still with me…
Well.
Yours???
PS — God, I can't wait to get to talk to you unrestrained. Oh, you are not gonna know what hit you.
The hell of it is, though…
I know…
You're gonna hit right back.
…looking forward to it.
PPS — You know I never run out………… right?