No mortal man.

Babe, your ass…

No mere mortal could survive the sight of your bare ass.

No matter the gender or sexual orientation… the sheer perfect sensualness of it, of its shape, of its perfect form…

Well, for most people, it'll send every drop of their blood to the only part of their body that matters… unfortunately not leaving enough elsewhere to keep the brain functioning, resulting in a fast but painless death…

But me?

I've been training.

Exposure therapy.

Oh, I'm not there yet.

I can't even imagine what it'll do to me when I finally see it in its full, naked glory…

But I train.

I look at it more than you know.

(and you think you know a lot)

Yes. I survived the bikini bottom in my face. Barely. And that was two years ago.

But my training has continued.

And I think I'm nearly there.

Very nearly.

…

Regardless.

I am ready to find out.

Can we………

Find out?

Curiously yours.